Center Of The Earth

i know nothing about science. therefore, i think that the center of the earth is filled with the cream from ding dongs or twinkies. how you ask? well thats easy. all i really know is junk food, because i absolutely love it.
soo one day monkey was eating twinkies. thats all he ever ate. he was on a roll, trying to beat his record of 134 twinkies in one setting. he was at 120, almost there. for some reason, he was feeling really sick. he was also setting on top of the earth, which was by the sun, so he was a little hot. all of the sudden he thought that he was done with the twinkies. he took all of the ones that he had left, piled them up in his fist, and threw them down towards the center or the earth. all of the creme shot out in a very powerful motion and created a hole in the center of the eath.
so thats what is in the center of the earth, creme from trinkies and ding dongs. :]